1. the-vashta-nerada:

    • hey bro
    • bro
    • broski
    • brosicle
    • broseidon, god of the brocean
    • brotato chip
    • brotein shake
    • brosef stalin
    • barack brobama
    • teddy brosevelt
    • don quibrote
    • adrien brody
    • gallilebro gallilei
    • napoleon bronaparte
    • brobo cop
    • leonardo dicapribro
    • broseph mengele 
    • bro nye the science guy
    • selena bromez
    • broey deschanel 
    • bro dimaggio
    • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
    • brohemian rhapsody
    • osama bro laden
    • mighty bro young
    • brodo the hobbit bro
    • broprah winfrey 
    • broby dick
    • abroham lincoln
    • what’s up
  2. moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

    moonglade-poetess:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

    fixed it.

  3. tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

    tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

    anyankaleigh:

    baddiebey:

    image

    this is like my fave joke

    okay that shit was good.

  4. yardsard:

    when you poop and wash your hands and then realize you still have to poop more

    image

  5. slayboybunny:

    the answer to “angel or spike?” is and always will be “buffy”

  6. shreksforthememories:

    food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

    the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

  7. bluedogeyes:

    Princeless – Book One: Save Yourself (2012)

    Story: Jeremy Whitley , art: M. Goodwin

    Avaliable at comixology / amazon

  8. bill:

    the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

  9. raise-your-consciousness:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

but if you wear it that blows your whole cover so catch 22

    raise-your-consciousness:

    the-goddamazon:

    lavie-imprevu:

    Accurate

    THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

    but if you wear it that blows your whole cover so catch 22

About me

I am 22 and i work as a pet sitter. I am an extrovert and i enjoy reading and playing video games. I love to cook and bake and sharing the things i make. I love being around family and friends and playing board games. I spend a lot of time watching Netflix. I love going to Karaoke bars.